Pretty ironic that a phone uppity enough to be coined the "GlamPhone " has to suffer the indignity of a few unflattering shots lying on a laboratory table somewhere, isn’t it? Alas , another version of Alcatel’s ELLE-branded line of fashion handsets did what it had to do to earn the FCC ’s undying love, though there’s really not much to talk about here: dedicated music controls, stereo Bluetooth , and a meager cam round out the feature set, along with enough GSM 850 / 1900 to get by in these parts. Oh, and there’s USB mass storage mode, too — a must for any product with the word "glam" in it.